Francisco, behave! I Know it’s your birthday, you are thirty now, it’s carnival, you’ve dressed as a cowboy for the school party and you are surrounded by kids you hate. But that’s no reason to be so annoying… Francisco, repeat after me: “Up to your 30s you have the face God has given you. After that, you get the face you deserve”.
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