In a small provincial town everything goes well, apart from sports activities. The local soccer team is on the verge of relegation. But the ones responsible with the team are ready to do “everything for soccer”, even match-fixing.

A mother puts her daughter to bed but when she wakes up, is it really her mother calling her name?

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment – such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing “Neckbelts” and a study finding that “depression hits losers hardest”. This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Angie and Izzy get a housesitting gig that seems too good to be true. Gruesome supernatural hijinks ensue.

It’s Halloween night at the Bowl-o-Rama where Samantha and her friends are having a party. Everyone’s having a great time… until the Chubbies arrive. From the distant planet of Snerd, where sex is outlawed, come the chubbies. A race of grotesque, and horny little creatures, hell bent on global domination by invading your body through any orifice they can find. The party dies and the horror is born when the teens are held captive by the Chubbies and must fight to keep their butt holes tight in this action packed, horror comedy.

A half-human, half-zombie named Johnny pursues the malevolent corporation responsible for his creation. With the expert guidance of a seasoned martial arts master, he seeks justice and retribution.

When Donna and Mick arrange for a Seance to be performed by the mysterious Morgana they get a lot more than they were expecting. And two cops find it compelling viewing.

When a beautiful, but greedy and conniving, temptress attempts to take over the DD Dude Ranch, the very busty owner and the ranch hands that work there must pull together to outsmart her and thwart her evil plan.

Reuniting after the tragic death of their friend Ava, girlfriend of Finn. Four colleagues pals set out to a hike and escape trip to a remote island. A fatal mistake that leads them into the mysterious forests, where an ancient evil exists and stalks them at every turn.

Angels fall from the heavens. They then turn into Vampires. Only one man can save the world as we know it.

Successful author Veronica finds herself trapped in a horrifying reality and must uncover the mind-bending mystery before it’s too late.

Nadia and Adrián starts their particular world war when she files to divorce him.