Two bumbling scrap metal thieves – father and son – steal the wrong painting during a museum heist. The painting turns out to be the only original Rembrandt painting in Denmark, and all hell breaks loose. What do you do when you’ve got Interpol, the Danish police and the entire Danish underworld on your heels? And who was this Rembrandt guy anyway?

The attempted assassination of the American President is told and re-told from several different perspectives.

When family tradition dictates that his big brother must get married first, a frustrated fiancé gives his shy, perennially single sibling a makeover.

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An emotionally stunted aunt tries to bond with her thirteen year old niece, who wants nothing more than to run away from home and become a juggalo.

A convict out on parole finds employment as the caretaker of a multi-millionaire, who is paralysed from neck down.

In this romantic comedy, several friends, each dealing with unhappy love lives, turn to each other for help – but not always with the best results.

Everyone’s favorite martial artist “”Bruce”” winds up fighting for his life and soul in hell against an evil Warlord intent on making him mincemeat – and he has recruited some of the 1970s most iconic B-movie characters to help dispatch the great one. But when that won’t do the trick, he uses monsters, mummies and beautiful women to get the little dragon at any cost.

A successful man with everything Los Angeles has to offer plays the wrong woman, and she ends up taking everything he has worked so hard for.

Four adorable little girls plot to brutally murder a hockey player after they mistake an act of lovemaking as an attack on their mom.

Guido, an acclaimed author, leads an idyllic life with his beautiful wife and teenage daughter. But despite his seemingly perfect existence, Guido’s restless search for inspiration leads him into the arms of Giulia, a charming and mysterious swim instructor, who is hiding a secret from her past.

Mountain Rivera is at the end of his boxing career after a knockout by Cassius Clay in the seventh round. His left eye is one punch from permanent trauma, his ears turned to cauliflower, his speech slurred from “being hit a million times,” and he slings punches anytime he hears a bell, but his trainer and ‘cutman’ Army, and Miss Miller, a manipulative social worker, support his illusion that he could be a movie usher, a camp counselor, or a romantic partner for Miller.