In a recent column for Top Gear magazine, Jeremy described the longest crash of his life. It may or may not have happened while filming this power test. And it may or may not have been in the BMW M135i. It may have been in the 
Golf GTI. Although – on an alarmingly wet track – a front-drive VW is surely 
a safer bet than a meaty, rear-drive BMW. Either way, the skid marks 
will be there for years. (TBC)