A haunted teen endures a terrifying exorcism in the hopes of unlocking shocking secrets about the church and his family.

After bowler Roy Munson swindles the wrong crowd and is left with a hook for a hand, he settles into impoverished obscurity. That is, until he uncovers the next big thing: an Amish kid named Ishmael. So, the corrupt and the hopelessly naïve hit the circuit intent on settling an old score with Big Ern.

Vampires have come out of the shadows and are living as normal citizens. Two policemen, one a vampire, are assigned to track down a serial killer who tears the throat of his victims and drains their blood.

A shallow man falls in love with a 300 pound woman because of her “inner beauty”.

Two straight men mistakenly end up on a “gays only” cruise.

Two ancient entities reincarnated through the centuries face off time and again for an innocent soul.