Karl and Ruger are filmmakers who have persuaded Kristy, one of the biggest stars in sex films, to star in Karl’s next movie. However, while Kristy may be a major draw, she also marches to her own drummer, and midway through the shooting schedule she decides to take a vacation in Cancun. At first, Karl and Ruger think they can just re-cast Kristy’s role and move on without her, but the audition process does little but show them just how valuable Kristy truly is.

Pirate hunter Captain Edward Reynolds and his blond first mate, Jules Steel, return where they are recruited by a shady governor general to find a darkly sinister Chinese empress pirate, named Xifing, and her group of Arab cutthroats, whom are trying to resurrect the late Victor Stagnetti, the world’s most feared pirate, from the grave to bring on world domination. When Jules is captured and enslaved by the Xifing, Reynolds must rely on his sword-fighting ally, Olivia, to take on the supernatural forces at work surrounding the lethal Xifing.