Scarlett Storm
Notorious director “Bill Zebub” (“Assmonster”) set out to spoof science fiction movies. He noticed that Star Trek had social messages woven into the stories. He thought jokingly “What if I weave ANTIsocial messages?” Not letting the joke fade, he wondered if there were anything in modern times that he could target, and the answer came fast. Political correctness.
A romantic couple get more than they expected after the husband’s experiments with penis-enlargement cream go awry. Wait, this is not a porn story. Rather, it is an absurd science-fiction movie that features a curious new species, the Dickshark. In some ways this story asks the same questions that Mary Shelly did when she wrote “Frankenstein.”
Puppets live alongside humans peacefully, but suddenly their behavior becomes depraved. Is such criminal activity rare, or is the media blowing things out of proportion, making cops look like sadistic gunslingers and causing people to distrust them, each other, and most of all, puppets. Is the apocalypse coming, or is the fear-mongering just a great way for News programs to get advertising money? Wait – that makes this movie sound like a serious allegory. Change that. This movie has more wtf moments than you can imagine. It’s high brow and low brow at the same time.