After bowler Roy Munson swindles the wrong crowd and is left with a hook for a hand, he settles into impoverished obscurity. That is, until he uncovers the next big thing: an Amish kid named Ishmael. So, the corrupt and the hopelessly naïve hit the circuit intent on settling an old score with Big Ern.

A boozy lowlife tries to bury the truth about his crazy stepson’s suspicious death, but a nosy newspaper columnist and the young man’s mother complicate matters.