Two jerks are enlisted in the Italian army during W.W.1 and by pure luck manage to help win an important battle.

A story of the love of Frou-Frou – an actress and singer in the in the beginning of her career.

King Henry II of England has trouble with the Church. When the Archbishop of Canterbury dies, he has a brilliant idea. Rather than appoint another pious cleric loyal to Rome and the Church, he will appoint his old drinking and wenching buddy, Thomas Becket, technically a deacon of the church, to the post. Unfortunately, Becket takes the job seriously and provides abler opposition to Henry.