After completing a mandatory stay at a mental hospital, two best friends decide that the only way they can reintegrate back into society is by finding romantic love.

Teenage Mary Cummings, who has “been Born Again her whole life,” is about to enter her senior year at American Eagle Christian High School near Baltimore with her Fundamentalist Christian friends Hilary Faye and Veronica, the three of whom have formed a girl group called the Christian Jewels. Everything seems perfect—until Mary’s “perfect Christian boyfriend” Dean tells her, as they’re swimming underwater, that he thinks he’s gay.

Maya Dolittle can talk to animals. She gets discovered and Tiffany Monaco, a Hollywood star, brings her to L.A. to help her little puppy, who turns out to be a boy.

Public Defender Eddie is a widower with a 13 year-old daughter, Naomi. A classic workaholic, Eddie has been M.I.A. for most of Naomi’s big moments. But when an unfortunately timed accident gives Eddie the opportunity to become the “Team Mom” for the Killer Bees, Naomi’s team in the Spring Action Classic at camp Hulka’s Rock, he grabs it.