Three tales, three ages, three worlds. At the time of Ancient Egypt, a young king becomes the first black pharaoh to deserve the hand of his loved one. During the French Middle Ages, a mysterious wild boy steals from the rich to give to the poor. In 18th-century Turkey, a prince of pastries and a princess of roses escape the palace to live their love.

A kidnapped Fred Savage is forced to endure Deadpool’s PG-13 rendition of Deadpool 2, as a Princess Bride-esque story that’s full of magic, wonder, and zero Fs.