The foppish mad scientist Dr. Goldfoot (Vincent Price) plots another mad scheme to take over the world by killing off the major military leaders of every country; to that end, he creates in his secret lab a bevy of bodacious girl bombs; full-length, life-size robots that explode when embraced.

When an ordinary boy Davis, suddenly becomes famous at school as people start to believe he’s actually a vampire, vampire expert Cameron helps him act like a real vampire.

After being told by her boss that the company needs to attract more clients, Elizabeth, a skilled executive, meets one of Santa’s helpers, who blesses her with an extraordinary gift allowing Elizabeth to hear everyone’s unspoken thoughts. While first using her new-found power to get ahead at work, she soon learns to become a better person, turning an office rivalry into romance while learning the true meaning of Christmas along the way.

In a gritty underworld, a young man with a broken brain is lured into an underground fight tournament, where he must win to save his brother.

EVIL BONG 777 leaves off where last year’s EVIL BONG 666 left off. Our scowling weed-spewing Eebee is out of “Sexy Hell” and heading to Sin City with danger on her tail. She’s joined by her whack pack of fabulous freaks: Faux Batty, Rabbit, Misty and The Gingerweed Man. Get ready for a tidal wave of smutty, skunky, surreal insanity as the gang gets into all manner of misadventures. Can Vegas handle this gaggle of ganja-fied weirdos?

A villainous carnival owner traps a young werewolf to include in his growing menagerie of inhuman exhibits

The water is tainted. The Taint poisons the minds of men. It turns them into raging misogynists: monsters who want nothing more than to crush women’s heads with rocks (or other objects). When society is transformed into a land of sadistic violence and horrible brutality, it is up to Phil O’Ginny and his hot friend, Misandra, to combat the horrible evil that is The Taint. Can they survive a world brimming with castration and endless head crushing?!

Two high schoolers make it their mission to help their friend lose his virginity before senior year. After Beetle blows it with local hottie Felicia, his friends take him on a hilarious quest to find an underground brothel shrouded in myth and secrecy, LOLA’S LOVE SHACK.

An auditor who completely despises Christmas is sent to a small town for work, where he meets a woman determined to change his view about the holiday.

Five bored, occasionally high and always ineffective Vermont state troopers must prove their worth to the governor or lose their jobs. After stumbling on a drug ring, they plan to make a bust, but a rival police force is out to steal the glory.

Galo and the Burning Rescue Fire Department face off against BURNISH, a group of mutants who are able to control and wield flames, and the fire disaster they have unleashed on Earth.

Danny DeVito plays an advertising man who is slowly sliding downhill. When he is fired from his job in Detroit, he signs up for unemployment. One day they find him a job; Teaching thinking skills to Army recruits. He arrives on base to find that there is no structure set up for the class.